Ok! What is pulling a girl?
Fortunately, if you want to know how to pull girls, there are some fine young men who have dedicated their lives to teaching you world class girl-pulling techniques. They are Playboyskool. They are professional ladies-men. They are from around the world (ok, like, two countries). They have the writing skills of your average thirteen-year-old. And their website has an image of founder Nick Star with a subtly photoshopped bulging crotch.
A sampling from Playboyskool: The Book...
On excercise:
Grow balls, not muscles! The more muscles you have and the more time you spend pumping away in the gym, the smaller your balls will get. This ain’t a joke, they physically really do get smaller if you wanna become a musclehead …
On religion's role in social sexual mores:
Not a long time ago the church told everyone “thou shalt not hump before your wedding”, but do you really give a wooden nickel? Didn’t think so, but even thou such rules from the church are out of date big time, the society stepped in and took it’s place. The society calls the shots nowadays in the subject of ethics and morals. You get brainwashed and sucked right into it every single day … and you might not even be aware of it.
If you're not convinced yet, you can check out profiles of the "crew" and the 1-6 start ratings for Game, Coolness, Talent, Style, and Crazyness [sic]. Damn, that Hutchy. He's a little low on the Talent scale, but he's got 6 starts for Style!
But why are all the reviews of Playboyskool HQ: The Club in German? And what's with the "unique Playboy feather-hat"?
6 comments:
Don't hate! That's where I got all my funky fresh style. The feather cap (featured prominently on the book jacket), is less a key to success and more an indicator of excess.
I'm still more of a tugger than a puller.
Born in California and raised in Europe, he developed his skills in the toughest and most competitive environment there probably is … the UK.
this has got to be a put-on.
actually, i have a theory that b.w. ventril's "lifestyle coaching" is code for "special playboyskool envoy to the southeastern United States"
that would explain why he was always going on about aristotle:
We humans are naturally very anxious against new and revolutionary things. You probably remember that greek dude called Aristotle, right? When Aristotle tried to tell mankind that the world wasn’t like a flat plate, but more like a round ball, nobody wanted to believe him even though his theories were realistic and made sense.
Today, we all know that the world does have the shape of a ball and probably take the piss out of everyone who still thinks it’s flat as a plate. You might have smirked a little bit here, but the funny thing is that between now and the discovery of Aristotle, almost over 2000 years have passed but we humans still haven’t really made any progress when it comes to ignorance and social acceptance.
dude, it must have been awesome when they discovered aristotle.
but seriously, i think the invention of the sandwich demonstrates a significant advancement society. the dieties of knowledge surely sighed with relief when mortals finally decided to put food between two slices of bread.
Hi, may I ontroduce myself... My name is Chris and I know the author Nick Star quite well...
He first cam eout with a German verison of Playboyskool. The he added the English version as well...
Currently (due to relatively much stress), he was not able already to translate all the original content...
Currently he focuses hi slive experience, where he trains clients directly in Glasgow on the European market (Germany, Switzerland and Austria)... Once his English business is going well, he'll offer training week-ends to English speaking customers as well...
If you have additional questions, just drop me a line to: nussbaumer(at)gmail.com
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