Tuesday, August 15, 2006

a place to rest one's ass

So Dick and I moved into a place together a few weeks ago, a charming little Arts & Crafts bungalow. But little it is, any my couch is too big for the living room. Out it goes, we said, and now we've entered the hell that is trying to purchase a sofa. Actually, we're looking for something more loveseat sized (or what trendy stores seem to be calling "Apartment Sofas" these days). My god, how can a mass of foam, fabric, and wood cost so damn much? I mean, even a Todd Oldham loveseat is $979.00 at Target. I don't shop at Target, but I used to, and this whole $1000 loveseat thing is not the Target I once loved.

The used sofa option is on the table, but it turns out that people, at least people around here, have terrible taste, as evidenced by nearly every single post on the local craigslist. I like to imagine shopping for used furniture in Scandinavia is like an orgiastic Adventures in Cheap Modernism, porn for people obsessed with clean lines. But in the middle south, it's more a bring-your-own-vomit-bag affair. Dear people: please do not buy a sofa with a floral pattern unless it was made before 1978. Please. And those expensive leather things that look like a morbidly obese sea lion rubbed with olive oil? Yeah.

2 comments:

Lisa B. said...

Have you looked at Shelton's in Raleigh? They have the best used furniture around, methinks. Also, don't overlook the Trosa thrift store on Duke St right here in lovely Durham--I've seen decent things in there.

elsacapuntas said...

yeah, we're trying very hard to avoid the ikea sofas because they don't have springs and are thus less comfortable. there are plans in the works to head to the flea market and father and son this weekend, so perhaps shelton's shall be an added stop. thanks for the advice.